After Mini DJ turned out to be a dud, albeit a hilarious dud, I signed up for okcupid.com
It's free, interactive with questions and quizzes so it seemed like fun.
One of the first guys who messaged me was tall, not unattractive, and interested. I figured it was worth a shot.
We made small talk for a couple days. He started ranting one day about politics. The below is an approximation of the conversation that followed:
me: don't rant too much can't be good for your health
tall photographer: i can think of a better way to vent, masturbation
me: sure, i agree
tp: even better is sex with someone else so you can share your joy
me: okay...i guess so, im a sexual being too blah blah
tp: no shame in being a sexual being. my last girlfriend sure wasnt
me: ok...
tp: she would have sex, but no BJs. apparently for her a dick in the pussy was good enough cause she didnt have to look at it
gross. blocked him. the end.
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