I'm told I eat pussy like a lesbian.

Bi-sexual male from Chicago. I cut out most of his profile that had to do with how he loves to translate poetry into 300 different languages. I just wanted to share how much some people put themselves out there on the internet. I wonder what kind of people respond to them.

My Self-Summary

Much of my life revolves around sex. No, that doesn't just mean I'm horny. I am by nature promiscuous, voracious and flirtatious. I love giving orgasms and I love turning folk on. Sex and sexuality are an integral part of my life and the way I relate to the world. I'm the sort of man who will offer to perform oral sex on you just because you seem like a sexy person and expect nothing whatsoever by way of reciprocation (though it would certainly be welcome.) I'd rather reenact the complete works of Stephen King than lose my libido.

And I am a feminist. My feminism, in fact, like my sexual personality is more than simply an idea or a sentiment. It is another key part of my identity. Because of my peculiar upbringing in an environment with somewhat unusual gender roles, I have a fairly feminist sexual pathology. Indomitable, independent women are sexier than anything. I think Louise Labé, Lou Salomé, Sor Juana Ines de la Cruz, Forough Farrokhzad, Hypatia of Alexandria, Princess Arachidamia, Zenobia, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Cathy Davis, Miss Rani Lakshmibai of Jhansi and Simone de Beauvoir all rank among the sexiest women ever to exist.

I am easily aroused.

The first things people usually notice about me

The fact that their mom seems to be enjoying herself rather thoroughly and that they should therefore leave us to continue our business. Or perhaps that I'm babbling about something that bores them.

The most hilarious compliment anyone's ever given me:

You're like detective Munch from Law & Order, only not as Jewish and with a bigger penis
-An Old Fuck Buddy

The six things I could never do without

Poetry
Sex
My Laptop
Exercise
Intelligent people
Magnum XLs

וַתַּעְגְּבָה, עַל פִּלַגְשֵׁיהֶם, אֲשֶׁר בְּשַׂר-חֲמוֹרִים בְּשָׂרָם, וְזִרְמַת סוּסִים זִרְמָתָם.
(There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.)
-Ezekiel [23:20]

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I once fucked a pastor on the floor of a seminary classroom. And oh damn it was good.

I'm told I eat pussy like a lesbian.

I have no gag reflex.