Mini DJ, blu ray, and webcaming

One young man sent me a message on Match asking for my sn. I gave it to him and we started chatting.

Background info:
Listed as 5'6", which is how tall I am, I try not to be heightist but after Derek I am wary of short men.
His favorite things to do: beat, board, chill...
He was kind of cute and seemed potentially interesting so I gave it a shot.
Lauren dubbed him Mini DJ due to his height and interest in "beats" 

In our first convo he mentioned he was about to run some errands so I asked "anything fun or just run of the mill stuff?" and he replied "nope"
I should've known then that this wasn't going to go well.

Later that night he IMed me again. We made small talk, I told him I was hanging out with a friend. etc
Out of the blue he says "come blu ray a movie on my movie screen!"
I understand he meant for me to come over and watch a movie but who the hell says it like that??? Lauren suggested I respond with a random string of words "yeah baby lets go keyboard a computer desktop"

me: what?
mini dj: come chill I'm bored, lol
me: hanging with a friend
mini dj: ahh k. sorry was that to upfront of an invite? lol. i mean, i figure what better way to get to know you, then meet you?
me: I was confused at first but yeah it's late and I don't know you :-)

Then later that same night

mini dj: feel like webcaming?
I told him I didn't have one (that's a lie, but eww)
mini dj: ohh, you should get one. it's kewl. like spelling cool kewl...kewl. seriously though you should get one.

Another night I was online while babysitting. When I told him I was babysitting he was disappointed because he was "gonna ask me out for drinks or something" He asked a few times "are you sure you arent having a party where ur babysitting" and saying "wont the kids be asleep by 11"
Gross. A) No. B) I don't invite strangers over when parents entrust me with their children.

The last time I spoke to Mini DJ I had a few drinks and was acting dumb and intoxicated to see what I could get him to say. Everything below is typed just how it appeared in our IM convo

me: how goes it?
mini dj: pretty good. got but by a dog today. but im good. you?
me: good I've been drinking
mini dj: oh really? well you should bring me a drink yoo
me: get your own, greedy
mini dj: lol. pleh. whatcha drinking? ahh im falling asleep. entertain me hun.
me: whiskey sours. wake up!
mini dj: didnt work. i think you need to come in perosn. preson. dam. person. lol.
me: 3rd times a charm
mini dj: but 4 reals
me: I'm out with a friend :-(
mini dj: ahh. nice. where u at?
me: some place off woodward
mini dj: what place?
me: I don't know lol. a little buzzed, oops.
mini dj: lol. cum be buzzed w/ me!
me: can't drive lol
mini dj: i can. if i move im mad comfy right now.
me: well ur comfy don't worry bout it
mini dj: i want to be comfy with you though
me: lol
mini dj: im just trying to say, i think WE work. will work icely together :-)
me: how do you figure
mini dj: your nice and im nice
me: is that enough?
mini dj: for a start. hrartheart.
me: ?
mini dj: i dono. im too tired.
me: go to sleep?
mini dj: waiting 4 u though
me: I'll see you in my dreams ;-)
mini dj: make dreams a reality. i dono. i like you.
me:you hardly know me
mini dj: lol from what i know. and your really cute in ur pics.