dude: hey blondei was up
me: do you mean blondie?
dude: Ju got it bro. ju havin fun chicana?
me: of course
dude: i need your fun chicana
me: how would that go
dude: tell me how you want it to go chicana
me: i asked you first
dude: tella me what you want chicana, and dona be shy
me: i dont think you have what i want.
dude: how you know chicana
me :you're not my type, chico
dude: :you dona know that chicana. what type you like baby
me: My type is less creepy, younger, more educated, and not so free with pet names with a stranger. So we won't work out. Bye.
dude: so you like your father then eh? your father he fuck you up de ass? don lie now
me: No, you're thinking of your own father. Is this bringing up traumatic childhood memories? Is that why you act like this?
dude: i'm non crepy, i am the best. your father he pulverize your ass? don lie
me: I can see English was not your first language...
dude: com on coksucker, don be shy. tell mebout your deddy. he fuck you in de ass eh?
me: Not so much :-)
dude: right in dat ass eh, is that where he planted it?
me: You should probably IM women who'd be interested in you, since I am not.
dude: how deep in dat ass he plant it eh?
me:Is this supposed to bother me? Good try.
dude: don by shy blondie
me: Oh, I'm not.
dude: come on blondie you suck your deddy diko?
me: haha, you must know how to spell those words correctly
dude: come on you suck your daddy diko right?
me: No, no, I've told you. That must've been you.
dude :naa is you blondie, you look like the dicksucker to me
me: Feel free to chat with other people instead.
dude: feel free to be a loser
me: Thank you, I will!
